xHamster holds auditions for porn Donald Trump for X-rated presidential parodies

Porn giant has narrowed the search down to three hopefuls after calling for entrants with 'unique hair' and 'small hands'

PORN might not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of US president Donald Trump, but adult entertainment giant xHamster is trying to change that.

The tube site is so taken with the idea of creating a series of presidential porn parodies that it is holding a competition to find porn’s next Donald Trump.

It’s asking its many followers to vote for one of three finalists in the contest to star as the president himself in a series of X-rated films.

The porn giant will announce the winner within the first 100 days of Trump’s presidency, and will be selected by “popular vote – not the electoral college”.

After receiving what xHamster has described as “many” submissions for the role, the firm has narrowed contestants down to three.

The frontrunner’s clip lasts just 10 seconds before being cut off.



The clips sees the Trump impersonator say: “Yeah, we’re gonna go out tonight.”

Gesturing to a Melania Trump lookalike, he goes on: “I’m gonna be with this pig, horrible woman, but we’re gonna do our best!”

xHamster has confirmed the winner will definitely be having sex on camera.

The porn giant announced the global casting call for Trump impersonators in November.

Speaking on the planned four-year series of pornographic parodies, spokesperson Alex Hawkins said: “The Trump transition has been turbulent for all of us. We apologise for the delay in getting out this request.

“There is nothing more that the American public needs that quality adult content parodies to help them understand the ever shifting landscape of their Executive Branch of government.”

xHamster went on to describe the ideal applicant as having a “unique hairstyle that closely matches the 45th President of the United States”.

It added:Additionally, this performer would need to be in the ‘best health of any actor to do porn,’ to have even more in common with the President-elect, whose own physician said that Trump is the ‘healthiest person to run for President in history.

“Additional qualifications include the ability to make incredible deals, and bring the HUGE-ness (or “YUGE” in the parlance of Trump) of the President-elect to the small screens and tablets of our consumers.”

The casting call ended: “Optional characteristics of this performer include: having small hands, “not having a problem, down there,” and an affinity for walls (glory hole optional in the wall).

“The ability to harness both Trump’s complete understanding of all issues without any actual knowledge of an issue, is also an optional trait.”

 

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